Have you ever seen a piece of art, and found yourself at a loss for words as to how to comment on it?

We’ve all been there. Cold sweats, fat tongue and a stuttering dialogue ensues while others wait in eager anticipation for your intellectually stimulating opinion. Artists are artists, after all, who tend to favor expressing themselves visually, rather than verbally.

Well, fear no more art enthusiasts, I have discovered a tool to cure your artistic glossophobia: Pixmaven’s The Instant Art Critique Phrase Generator.

It’s easy to use, and the results are sure to leave you anything but speechless! Simply enter any 5 digit number into the first box, hit the “Create Art Critique” button and magically your instant response appears!

With The Instant Art Critique Phrase Generator, you can now feel confident in your artistic opinions; even impressing your MFA friends! Just remember to heed the warning and “Please use this product responsibly.”

Here are some I am going to use the next time I visit our local art museum:

15435: “With regard to the issue of content, the subaqueous qualities of the fracture endangers the devious simplicity of the distinctive formal juxtapositions. ”

69843: “Umm… the metaphorical resonance of the figurative-narrative line-space matrix brings within the realm of discourse the remarkable handling of light. ”

Go try it out, and don’t be afraid to share your favorites here!

Nate