Have you ever seen a piece of art, and found yourself at a loss for words as to how to comment on it?

We’ve all been there. Cold sweats, fat tongue and a stuttering dialogue ensues while others wait in eager anticipation for your intellectually stimulating opinion. Artists are artists, after all, who tend to favor expressing themselves visually, rather than verbally.

Well, fear no more art enthusiasts, I have discovered a tool to cure your artistic glossophobia: Pixmaven’s The Instant Art Critique Phrase Generator.

It’s easy to use, and the results are sure to leave you anything but speechless! Simply enter any 5 digit number into the first box, hit the “Create Art Critique” button and magically your instant response appears!

With The Instant Art Critique Phrase Generator, you can now feel confident in your artistic opinions; even impressing your MFA friends! Just remember to heed the warning and “Please use this product responsibly.”

Here are some I am going to use the next time I visit our local art museum:

15435: “With regard to the issue of content, the subaqueous qualities of the fracture endangers the devious simplicity of the distinctive formal juxtapositions. ”

69843: “Umm… the metaphorical resonance of the figurative-narrative line-space matrix brings within the realm of discourse the remarkable handling of light. ”

Go try it out, and don’t be afraid to share your favorites here!

Nate

Wow, we are totally blown away! We just heard we were named one of the 50 most innovative companies by the editors of FastCompany.com. A few weeks ago we told you about our nomination, and now, the results are in. There are some fantastic entries on the list and we are thrilled that this artist community has been recognized as a leader in innovation through the democratization of art; revolutionizing the way people experience, interact with and enjoy art.

We are extremely excited by such an honor. Imagekind took number 34 on the list of the Fast 50 most innovative reader favorites based on overall user feedback and rating.

A huge thanks to everyone who helped earn us this amazing recognition. There is no way we could have got to where we have without the help of our fantastic member community. We truly appreciate everyone’s participation and feedback as we continue to make this the best site for buying, selling and creating art.

You can check out all of the reader favorites on the Fast 50 list for 2008.

Sweet!

Nate